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Today, I’m going to take you on a tour of this happy, happy place!
Undertale OST 025 - Dating Start!
Are you ready? Come on, let’s go!
Wow, look how great this is! Everyone is so happy!
Hello, my name is Shamu, welcome to SeaWorld!
Are you ready? Then come on, let’s go!
I can hardly contain my excitement!
So, where should we go first? The tanks? or the parking lot?
TANKS
Where should we go first? The tanks? or the parking lot?
PARKING  LOT
The parking lot, huh? Interesting choice. Let’s go!
The tanks! Great choice!
Maybe we can meet my trainers! Let’s go!
So this is the parking lot, huh.
Woah there, Shamu! Where do you think you’re going?
Very, very, fun.
...
Um, there’s not much to do here...
GO BACK...
STAY!
Fun fact, the parking lot here at SeaWorld Orlando is bigger than 24 acres!
That means we can fit a TON of cars!
So, do you want to stay here, or go back?
Oh, you want to stay here?
That’s fine. Totally fine.
We’ll just wait here until your ready.
Come to think of it, This parking lot is way bigger than my tank...
GO BACK
STAY?
Actually, do you mind waiting here with me? I’m not sure I’m done yet.
Good idea, all this free space is making me feel weird...
…hmm...
You’re not trying to get in without a ticket are you?
Yes? I mean no!
You don’t need one, but your friend does.
Why do I need a ticket? I live here!
Oh...
I hate to ask you this, but do you have any money?
That’ll be $142.99 for a day pass, or $192.98 for a dining pass.
CHECK WALLET
Hmm. I guess we should try to get in another way.
I think I know a way around that tree over there. 
Come, on the tanks are just over there...
So, where do you want to go?
Gosh, I can’t even remeber the last time I was down here...
Anyway, let’s keep going.
Hold on, do you see that? A snake!
KILL IT!
You obtained: ESCAPE ROPE
You put the ESCAPE ROPE in your bag.
It was just a rope, huh...
Well, thanks anyway.
Let’s keep going, this place gives me the creeps...
Well, here’s the exit.
The tanks are just up there.
Hold on, where’s the ladder?
There used to be a ladder here, I swear!
Oh no, how are we gonna get up there?
What do you want to do?
CLIMB!
OPEN INVENTORY
CLIMB
Try to climb up? Great idea! You go first.
I’m right behind you...
YOU DIED
RESET TIMELINE [REDO LAST CHOICE]
Hey! Are you okay?
HEY! WAKE UP!
Oh no...
Woah, did you feel that? No? That was weird.
Anyway, what do you want to do?
CARROT CAKE
CAR KEYS
Alright, so here’s what we have. See anything we can use? 
INVENTORY
ESCAPE ROPE
WALLET
Good idea! Let’s check if we have anything useful...
Right, your empty wallet. Maybe we can throw it at the walls.
USE
An empty wallet. Not completely empty though, there’s a photo of your mother in here.
Your car keys? Right, maybe we could…umm...
Your car keys. They could come in handy when a cave isn’t in between you and your car.
CAR KEYS
A delicous slice of carrot cake that you were saving for later.
I’m not that hungry, let’s focus on getting out of here first.
A rope you found earlier inside this cave. Could come in handy for climbing...
Yeah, the rope! Let’s get out of here!
Alright, well let’s see. They’re jingly...
Not sure what to do with these. Let’s see what else we have.
Okay, your empty wallet from earlier...
Who is this? Your mother? She’s pretty.
Anyways, let’s not dwell on the past. Maybe we have something else that can help...
Yum, carrot cake!
Oh no, I dropped it...
I know you were saving that for later…I’m sorry...
5 second rule, eh?
Alright, let’s see...
Got it! Now let’s get out of here...
Finally, the tanks!
There’s my friend!
Why does he look so sad…?
Let’s go talk to him.
Hey buddy! What’s wrong?
)(&*)WE*T(*_WE_)WET)_FIOJE
What? I can’t understand him...
That’s right, we don’t speak the same language...
Here, I have a translator...
Okay, go ahead buddy...
Hello Shamu, I am not doing well...
What’s wrong? What happened to your dorsal fin?
I am not getting enough nutrients. . . It collapsed. . .
I am so weak. . . and so bored. . . I can’t understand the other whales. . .they hurt me. . .
And sometimes. . . I also hurt myself. . .
What do you mean they hurt you?
And why would you hurt yourself?!
So bored . . . nothing to do here . . .so I grind. . .and grind. . .
And our tank is so small . . .  I can’t run away . . .
When I was a baby. . . I remember swimming deep into the ocean . . . with my mother. . .
I haven’t seen her in so long. . . I wonder if she remembers me. . .
Now. . . It’s like I’m in a prison. . .
We need to get you out of here now!
I need to get out of here now!
SeaWorld, my home…
Why would they do this…?
I thought they cared about marine life...
NO.
All they care about is money...
And that stupid PARKING LOT…
…
...no...
Come on buddy, let’s go!!
STOP!!!!
SHAMU!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING WITH MY WHALE?!
WE’RE NOT DONE MASTURBATING HIM AND IMPREGNATING HIS SIBLINGS!!!
THAT WHALE IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE!
GET BACK HERE!!!
Run! I mean, swim!!
I know a way through the cave!
Come on, I see the ocean right over there!
We’re so close…just a bit further buddy...
Wait…do you hear that…?
Oh no...
SEAWORLD EXECS have arrived.
Shamu. Stop now, or we will cage you for the rest of your life.
This is your last chance.
NO!
I thought you were my friends . . . you don’t care about me at all!
So be it. . .
Prepare to be crushed.
SEAWORLD EXECS are attacking.
FIGHT
What, why are you crying? We can win this!
CRY
Hey!! Stop!! They’re coming right at us!!
SEAWORLD EXECS used INCINERATE.
The hit took 99% of your HP.
We can still fight back… if you just… stop… crying...
We got him boss, reporting back now. We’ll use this one as an example.
Your pitiful tears of sorrow resulted in your death, and the death of two innocent whales. SeaWorld continues to abuse their captive marine mammals. Try again. Maybe don’t be a baby this time.
RESET TIMELINE
BREACH [ATTACK]
EVADE
BLOCK
What can we do?
Good riddens, we have an invincible fireball attack.
How will we defeat them?
Let’s block their attack!
SEAWORLD EXECS used CEASE & DESIST.
BONUS MISSION: FLIPPY’S ESCAPE
THE END
MAIN MENU
...
Okay then.
Yes, I will crush them underneath my massive blubbery body!
SHAMU DIED
Trying to jump onto the execs and crush them with brute force was a bad idea. Your commands resulted in the death of an innnocent whale. Try again, keep in mind their fireball is powerful and fast.
The pain… I can still fight...
Sorry Shamu, but that was your last trick.
Sorry...friends...
Too easy.
Okay, I will dodge their fireball attack!
Ha! We dodged the fireball!
Quick! What can we do before their fireball recharges?
USE ITEM
BITE
I only eat fish, sorry.
Okay, what do you want to use?
I’ll lasso them up!!
W-whoops… I dropped it...
W-whoops…I dropped it...
Inceration recharged. Goodbye Shamu.
WAIT
Money can truly buy you anything.
Shamu failed to ensnare the Executives in time. SeaWorld furthers its profits...
Right, the carrot cake...
Let me just…uh...
*Sniff sniff*
Carrot…cake...
What’s happening…?
Can’t resist...
Nom nom nom...
Okay, shhh…let’s sneak past them...
Wow, the open ocean.
It’s beautiful, Shamu.
Thank you...
Don’t thank me...
Thank THEM...
Yes, you...
Without you, we would have been tortured for the rest of our lives...
You are a true upstanding citizen.
Now come on, buddy. Let’s go find your mother...
Thanks for playing!
If you feel like you missed anything, play it again! Bye for now!
PARKING LOT
GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION
BONUS MISSION
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FLIPPY’S ESCAPE
Ahh…another day out on the ice.
Look! This year's pups are playing on the rocks!
Even uncle Eddy is joining in on the fun...
That big doofus…it's good he’s still finding fun after Aunt Maureen passed.
hey flippy!
baby
you’re always such a sleepy head… 
💗 *blush* 💗
anyway … breeding season is coming up...
and…well i was wondering if...
well…i was wondering…if you...
if maybe... you wanted to...
boy, you’re up late!
Ah...
…what?
you?
did you think i would ever want you for a mate...
you'll never be one of us.
you need to go. you need to die.
you need to die.
die.
WAKE UP!
FLIPPY! WAKE UP!
WAKE UP
die.
i knew it.
i knew you’d give in.
you can’t stand it, right?
the weight of it all. the responsibility.
goodnight, flippy...
You gave in. You let the overwhelming darkness consume your soul.
RESET TIMELINE
Flippy! You’re awake!!
Something serious is going on!
Everyone is freaking out! They are saying two whales escaped!!
I’ve never seen this before. This is chaos!!
[OSKAR has joined your party.]
I don’t understand what’s happening...
[Fully grown males can weigh up to 350kg and reach nearly nine feet in length. Their powerful jaws and serrated teeth allow them to catch fish easily.]
But I know that something feels very, very wrong...
We need to get out of here. Now.
[FLIPPY is a 9-year-old adult California sea lion. These intelligent pack hunters are one of the ocean’s top predators.]
***ATTENTION ALL SEAWORLD GUESTS - PLEASE REMAIN CALM***
***PLEASE CALMY EVACUATE TOWARDS THE EXITS IN THE BOTH THE FRONT AND REAR OF THE PARK***
That damned siren. I can’t even hear myself think!
Come on, let’s submerge...
There, calm...
[Your body floats across the water with ease..]
SWIM
FLOAT
[Submersion brings a sense of peace. Calm.]
[Maybe if you just keep floating… it will all go away…]
SNAP OUT OF IT!
KEEP FLOATING…DRIFTING...
Floating is the only thing that makes sense…
[OSKAR is trying to get ahold of you. It doesn’t matter..]
Flippy…I’m scared.
[You are now in control of FLIPPY.]
[You close your eyes.]
[You drift away…]
[You drift away...]
You let the calm water ease your mind past the point of no return. You won’t be missed.
Flippy!! Can you hear me?? What do we do next?
Let’s look around… There has to be a way out of here.
VISION PULSE
[FLIPPY’s eyes are adapted to the extreme low light conditions of the deep sea. His VISION PULSE will help guide you forward.]
My whiskers detect a disruption in the flow of water.
Ah, calm...
Something about that rock wall seems off...
Incoming!!
So dark in here...
Let’s keep moving.
flippy...
Flippy...
[FLIPPY.]
Gotta…keep…pushing...
you left us… 
of course you fleed… you were never one of us… 
There’s a break in the water above…
What is this place? This doesn’t look like the med bay.  
Let’s keep going… there’s gotta be something around we can find.
Hey..! What the!
Security! We’ve got two sea lions in here! 
I’m yours, Flippy! What’s our move?
TARGET IDENTIFIED
Humans taste...better than I thought.
Flippy…what is this place?
This must be the central control unit of this entire operation.
It’s all starting to make sense...
The dreams…the visions...
We’re not supposed to be here...
Oskar… do you remember a time before the walls?
A time before stale fish, routines...
... humans.
I do...
The memories are fading…but I remember...
It was three winters ago now. I went out exploring…past the cliff ledges...
The elders warned never to leave the safety of the colony. But I was a fool...
Next thing I knew, I was in this place. Every day, forced to perform tricks for their pleasure...
This place is a prison. It needs to burn...
But what can we do?
Are we confined to this fate? Punished by the mistakes of our past...
No, Oskar...
I see now...
We cannot blame ourselves for this.
These humans…they are to blame...
We have a chance at redemption...
But only if the humans are stopped...
[PRIMARY CONTROL SWITCH IDENTIFIED.]
We’re gonna be okay, right?
We’ll make it out of here…see the ocean again...
I do not know. But I know we must try.
Come on, let’s get out of here! This place is gonna blow!
Up ahead! I see a cave!
CREATED BY ANDREW MACDONALD WRITTEN BY ANDREW MACDONALD PROGRAMED BY ANDREW MACDONALD INSPIRED BY REAL EVENTS SPECIAL THANKS: THE MARINE MAMMAL PROTECTION ACT YOU CAN PLAY YOUR PART. SPREAD THE ATTROCITIES OF SEAWORLD.
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